[alright looking forward to the midweek murder proposal in which the top bunk in which zelgadis is sleeping on breaks at three in the morning and murders filbo via blunt force]

I'm Filbo Fiddlepie! The...

[...he was about to say the mayor, but that's not true. Even though he has his sash now, he wears it only because it's literally the only thing he has that comes from his world. If it wasn't for that, he'd have thrown it away already]

Well, I'm me. I promise I'm not some kinda pyromaniac no matter what the proof so far has shown!

[note to self: if i submit a murder proposal maybe make it be a conflagration that will be a hoot]