failbo: (where the heIl is the karma?)
Filbo Fiddlepie ([personal profile] failbo) wrote in [personal profile] hardrocklife 2023-03-10 12:45 am (UTC)

Oh grump, this is not going to be great...

[Filbo takes a bit of a shaky breath]>/small>

So, um...where I came from, there's this distant island. There are...creatures there called Bugsnax. Bugs that gave themselves the appearance of food, you know? Haha...pretty descriptive name, no idea where it came from.

[Probably some foolish grumpuses who got wiped out by the insects, really]

So, when you eat one, a part of you turns into the food thing they were mimicking, you know? Can replace a lost limb, can heal your injuries, and tastes better than anything you had before. Really...all positives and seemingly no negatives.

[And obviously, when something is too good to be true, it is]

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